It's been a while...

But it's time to come out of hibernation.

Lanvin Arpege

Innocence lost, recaptured with a white lacy dress, a floppy hat and a corsage of white flowers.
But the scent of them gives her away.
Mistaking whiteness for purity, she accidentally smells like a seasoned seductress, and is followed through the park by a pack of teenaged boys.




This is where I live.

Facecreams my cat likes - number 1:

Ole Henriksen Herbal Day Creme

The ones that are so good she'll lick them off my face.

Really.

At the end of 2012 I spent a couple of months travelling for work. Naturally, this meant loitering in airports, sometimes with access to the business lounges (Amsterdam's good) and sometimes with nothing but a cheese roll and jelly beans to eat. (Cork.)

Best of all was Copenhagen, because it was full of stuff the like of which I've never seen before or since. (Well, to be fair, not since I was last in Copenhagen 20 years ago.) As well as the licorice flavoured fudge, licorice flavoured chocolate and salt licorice flavoured pastilles, Denmark produces some interesting scents, colour cosmetics and skincare. To be honest, I wasn't overwhelmed by the scent. Maybe next time.

But Ole Henriksen's skin creams are gorgeous. 

About the cat. The more natural ingredients there are in a cream, the more our cat likes them. I'll be sitting quietly at my desk, or tucking myself up in bed, and along comes Mocha, silently sneaking close. She'll pretend to be friendly, then sniff a little, whip out her sweet little sandpaper-textured tongue and exfoliate my cheeks. The technical ones with brand new scientifically developed age-defying epidermis-penetrating credit card maximisers, she ignores those. 

Although Ole Henrikson's stuff isn't cheap. I'd have bought more, but they came in at quite a few Danish Krone so I chose two of them and called it a day. Mine both have sunscreen SPF15. I'd watched that programme with the posh beautiful British Indian dermatologist talking about sun damage and decided it was time to take more care when I step outside.

This one is the Herbal Day Creme. I like it because it's lovely and thick, and it smells of orangeade mixed with an Avon cream I used to use then my mother wasn't looking. It gives you the instant flexibility that makes your skin feel ready to go out and show itself to the world. It says it's for normal/combination skin. I've got oily/sensitive skin but I really don't care what it says on the box. I buy skin cream for the way I want to look and feel.

Why does the cat like it? Sunflower oil, shea butter, soybean oil, grapeseed oil, chamomile (but not so much that you can smell its daisies-in-the-mud fragrance), lemongrass and comfrey. It's got the usual list of stuff I suppose I ought to look up but would really rather not.

Now, I do think that if you're writing the name in English you ought to call it a cream. Creme is just French for cream. When you're Danish, writing in English, call it a cream why don't you? Perhaps Ole's American customers like it like that. One side of the box is in English, the other in French, and they both call it Herbal Day Creme. THere's nothing in Danish. Then again, it's made in the US and distributed in the EU by a company in Berkshire. Ole himself is based in Hollywood now, trained in London, inspired in Indonesia, but Denmark seems pretty proud of him, what with giving him two whole shelf units in Copenhagen's beautiful new airport.

Mind you, it turns out you can buy Herbal Day Creme in Selfridges for £31, somewhat less than you'd pay when they've been flown from the US to Denmark, via Berkshire. 
Harvey Nichols and John Lewis stock his stuff too. Click here for Ole Henriksen stockists.

So don't buy it in Denmark. But if you value the views of a posh cat with good taste - or me - get some. It's lovely, and who doesn't want to smell of orangeade. Perhaps he'll bring out one for the Danish market that smells of licorice. Really. It's good for your skin.

 

Indie bands and scents with agendas

What makes a real perfumer?

There's a whole world of indie perfumers out there, all doing their own thing. They aren't all interested in recreating Mitsouko to order, or being one of the very very few accepted into perfume school.

I just read an interview in which a well known US marketing person and "trained nose", she says, gives her opinion that a real perfumer has to have been to perfume school and must have worked with a qualified practising perfumer for 10 years. A real perfumer has to be able to do all the things you learn at perfume school, like recreating other people's scents by nose, without cheating by using a gas chromatography machine. A real perfumer should be able to create exactly what the clients want, through as many moderations (AKA mods) as they need. She says that the natural versus synthetics debate is a smokescreen which enables "charlatans" - "uninformed enthusiasts and authors with personal agendas"- to flourish.

Which means that some of the finest scents ever created were made by people who aren't "real perfumers."

And by the same criteria The Beatles were not real musicians.

They could write and perform their own songs, and play other people's rock and roll; they hadn't been to music college and studied at the feet of established musicians. They couldn't write it down what they'd written, and they needed George Martin to orchestrate their more elaborate recordings for them. But they could write great songs, get half the world to fall in love with them, and they didn't do badly at stacking up the dosh either.

In fact, a chum of mine got very close to being accepted for the perfume school that most of the people that expert is talking about went to. He got as far as talking to the man who made the decision to turn him down. The problem wasn't his experience, enthusiasm or talent. it was that he's European. They need people from the far east and south America, where the big money is set to come from. 

The people who go through perfume school are going to be making some very large companies a lot of money: they'll make room fragrances, fabric conditioners, toilet blocks, washing up liquid and one day, if they are very lucky, they'll get to make 20 variations on a scent for a celebrity or a luxury brand to put out as their own. A handful of them will get to decide what to make for themselves.

Which is why there is a whole bunch of indie perfumers all with their own agendas, making their own scents because they want to do it like that. Just like there are thousands of bands practising in their parent's garages, writing their own songs. Some of them will be successful, but all of them are having a fantastic time doing what they love.

It's not always about making millions; sometimes it's about ownership of your own soul.

Youth Dew - my childhood perfume memory

Youth Dew by Estee Lauder. Misnamed?

There are some scents that have been so popular for so long, that they must surely provoke Proustian memories by the thousand. This is a tale of one of those perfumes.

A couple of months ago I found an almost empty bottle of Youth Dew on my gatepost. It was almost as if I'd attached a sign to announce 'perfume fanatic, this way'. The real reason was that the council's recycling department had left it on the pavement, and a neighbour had tidied it a bit.

It got me thinking. Did I know what it smelled like? Well, no. So while I was stuck in Heathrow - again - I remembered the curious incident of the scent on the gatepost and gave it a sniff. And that's where it got even more curious.

In the back of my olfactory memory I'd stored my evidence in what perfume smells like. A favourite aunt and a glamorous neighbour who worked in the local department store's beauty counter were the only people I knew who wore perfume all the time. So I'd learned early that perfume has one definitive scent; that all others - no matter how beautiful - seemed like mere variations. 

I own over 300 bottles now, including classics that existed long before Youth Dew was blended and bottled. But Youth Dew is that scent. Not Chanel No 5.0, not Mitsouko, not Miss Dior. This one. That's my childhood memory of perfume.

So instead of flowers defining my baseline, I had spiced powder. The name and the scent have a dissonance, don't you think? Youth Dew seems innocuous and light. But this smell is darkly seductive, polished, structured and groomed. This scent wears a corset and plucks its eyebrows. But perhaps it forgets to wash the dishes. It's Joan in Mad Men. Roger might buy her Chanel No 5 to impress her, but she buys this for herself. And she can happily go into a carpeted department store and ask a patronising assistant for a bottle of Youth Dew without anyone raising their eyebrows. Perhaps that was its secret.

Youth Dew dates from an era when the smell was the reason women chose a signature scent. Forget the name, the box and the advertising, and go smell it. Observe the sensually slim ballgown bottle though, and when it's empty put it on a gatepost one day.

Stuck in Heathrow T4

So what do you do in Terminal 4 for three hours?

You can get a bit of exercise, walking from one end to the other, you can get a decent coffee, a smoothie and a wrap. You can catch up on your sniffing, which is what I did when fog struck The Netherlands and left a planeload of us wandering aimlessly in the air conditioned time warp that departure lounges become when you're not sure you're going to be allowed out.

T4 used to be the cool trendy one; now it's Terminal 5's dowdy cousin. 

All the same it's got its own Jo Malone, which was drenched in their pink rose that's raising money for their breast cancer charity. And naturally, there's a massive duty free palace with testers and smelting strips for your olfactory needs.

It was quiet. A Burmese women showed me all around Estee Lauder's collection, and we had a chat about whether she'd be able to visit her family soon, now her home is opening up again.  I was put off Beautiful some years ago as a gobby, arrogant, loud, rude distant relative wears it. When she announced that she always wore it, I was tempted to ask when she thought it might start working... I resisted. Anyway, a guided refresher in White Linen, Youth Dew and the rest was rather handy.

Then on to the new stuff. 

YSL's Manifesto was curiously familiar, but so many of them are. It's hard to be groundbreaking when you've got a bundle of launches every year, I imagine. But the reason this one smelled like something I know was that it smells like Says Alice, a special edition one of Mr C's cousin's commissioned for his sister's 21st. A coincidence.

So I headed for the men's section and Thierry Mugler's collection of tactile testers. It's right at the back. Just keep walking. I tried and loved the leather one and the Havana one, sweet tangy tobacco. I don't hold with this men/women/unisex breakdown. Thee agree some men's scents I'd never wear but that's not because they're for men, it's because they're god awful. This one is gorgeous and affordable. Bless them and their idiosyncrasies in a bland market. Go try and buy.

And next time you're stuck in T4, head to the back of duty free and sniff out some rarities.

Aeroplane, from Detaille, Paris perfumer

I almost don't want to tell you about Detaille. It's my favourite secret French perfumer, going since 1905 in the same shop, selling beautiful scents and skincare.
But I will. Because I'm kind.
It's not so secret that it hides from the world. Their website  - detaille.com - used to be in the most idiotically charming English, tranlsated word for word from the French.

Here's an example, describing one of their men's fragrances, which I wear a lot - but Mr C wears more often:

Aéroplane

Cyprus Citrus

A few fresh touches where lemon, bergamot and petit grain prevail, an aromatic touch of basil and mint on a chypre background, an elegant wake of patchouli and oak moss.

Isn't that lovely? They don't realise that the English perfume community translates 'chypre' into 'chypre', not Cyprus, and that we keep the word 'sillage' instead of wake. The packaging has the original 1920s illustrations, and the bottles look as if they've not changed since their art deco design. As for the scents, I'd say that they're timeless. Aeroplace is like all the best of all the citrus chypres - Eau de Lancome, Trophee Lancome, Eau de Rochas and Eau Sauvage - rolled into one but stronger.

 

Chantilly Cream

I went to Chantilly chateau in the 70s, when I was town twinned with a French girl who lived in the Paris banlieu of Epinay-sur Seine when it was quite posh. What I remembered most was the huge carp in the chateau lake, which would attack a baguette like a shoal of piranhas, but with more sucking and less biting.
My grandmother pronounced it shan-tillee, and it turned out she'd been there for the horse racing.

At Chantilly, you have the horse racing, a chateau, cream and lace. The French call whipped cream Chantilly (pronounced more like shor-tee-yee), but they stick a load of sugar in it and make it taste like the stuff that comes in squirty tubes. I haven't been there for decades, but when I visited every shop sold the handmade lace at imaginative prices.

And then there's the scent.
I've been snapping up the occasional bottle of vintage scent on eBay and Etsy. I admit it. If you've been bidding for something interesting in the past couple of weeks, that was probably me putting the price up. My first bottle of Chantilly - the real stuff from Houbigant not the current replacement from Dana - came from Etsy. I wasn't expecting much. Which is why I was blown away by its beauty when I unwrapped the cellophane from my 1950s boxed set. I got dusting powder thrown in.

It smells of creme Chantilly whipped up with strawberries, floated on top of champagne that you sip with a lipstick lick of the lips, then dusted smoothly with velvety face powder. I can tell you this now, because I have recently secured enough of the stuff to last me a lifetime (if I'm not too lavish). I didn't want you all bidding against me.  That's what it's like on me. It smells quite faint, light and insignificant on my friend Sonja. She has a theory about perfume for blondes; Chantilly is a dark-haired fragrance.

But what of Houbigant, who created Chantilly in 1941? They are selling a couple of expensive scents at posh shops around the globe. Their history is impeccable, except for a few incidents with their royal customers' bodies becoming detached from their heads. They were one of Queen Victoria's perfumers. They invented fougere. They have a strange monochrome website which looks like wallpaper from Versailles, in the dark.

Modern Chantilly is made by Dana; they have two websites, one is American and one is written in excrutiatingly bad English, Do go there for the fun of it, but don't buy anything. danaperfumes.org They write things like this:
"Chantilly Dana perfumes is a classic that is feminine and charming, containing Chypre Oriental. Chypre Oriental is an Oriental classic fragrance which is a blend of different extracts such as rose, jasmine and other plants that you can only find in the Oriental places."
"There are various types of Love’s Dana perfumes and one of them is the Rainforest. This is ideal for those who are environmentally conscious, since it has a clean and natural scent."
"The last product from Dana perfumes for men is No Limit, a scent that goes off to those who are competitive, with only the word win in their minds."

I rest my case, m'Lud.


Their Chantilly is not the same, although they are using bottles that look just like the vintage ones so beware if you're buying it at boot sales or online. When did Chantilly jump ship? What happened between its disappearance as a blossoming, lingering, soul stirring scent and its reappearance as a ghost that's now haunting US drugstores. Don't know. Wikipedia won't tell me.

It's not modern. Is that a bad thing? I think not, but then I span several decades myself. My nephew recently asked me if I'd heard of Led Zeppelin. As the only one among his friends who's listened to Stairway to Heaven, he thought he'd discovered them.
Perhaps there's a whole new generation who would love a flouncy fragrance that makes an entrance in high heels and a hat. Let's hear it for Chantilly. Now get online and hunt it down.